The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

With marijuana being legalized in Colorado for recreational use, I can see the following event unfolding at some point: Setting: A cop pulls someone over going 25 mph on the interstate ::the driver lowers his window and a cloud of smoke comes out:: Officer Robert Munchy: ::coughs:: "Have you been smoking the weed tonight, sir?" Fernando Bong: "Why would you think that, man?" Officer Munchy: "Could you step out of the vehicle please, sir?" Fernando: "Sure, I can. I have the ability to, man. But do you like mean, 'Can I' or 'Will I,' you know?" Officer Munchy: "Get out of the car." Fernando: "For sure, dude" Officer Munchy: "Okay, for our first test, I'm going to show you a doughnut, and let's just see what happens, shall we?" Fernando: "Far out" Officer Munchy: ::holds the doughnut out for a couple of seconds before eating it:: Fernand...

I just came across a story which both angered and saddened me. I guess a man took his three daughters to a Wal-Mart in Woodbridge, Virginia. Since the man is white and his three little girls are biracial, at least one person told security that he or she was worried these girls were kidnapped. After returning home with his kids, the father and mother were soon greeted by a police officer, who had been contacted by Wal-Mart and alerted about a possible kidnapping. As could be expected, the girls' mother and father were none too pleased. The girls' parents claim the cop said, "Hey, I was sent here by Wal-Mart security. I just need to make sure that the children you have are your own." The cop then reportedly asked for the father's ID and asked the 4-year old daughter who her mother and father were. After the cop left, the mother called Wal-Mart, asking for some answers. In response, she claims she was told, "Well, the customer was concerned because the...