A Rocky Mountain High - Literally!

With marijuana being legalized in Colorado for recreational use, I can see the following event unfolding at some point:

Setting: A cop pulls someone over going 25 mph on the interstate

::the driver lowers his window and a cloud of smoke comes out::

Officer Robert Munchy: ::coughs:: "Have you been smoking the weed tonight, sir?"

Fernando Bong: "Why would you think that, man?"

Officer Munchy: "Could you step out of the vehicle please, sir?"

Fernando: "Sure, I can. I have the ability to, man. But do you like mean, 'Can I' or 'Will I,' you know?"

Officer Munchy: "Get out of the car."

Fernando: "For sure, dude"

Officer Munchy: "Okay, for our first test, I'm going to show you a doughnut, and let's just see what happens, shall we?"

Fernando: "Far out"

Officer Munchy: ::holds the doughnut out for a couple of seconds before eating it::

Fernando: "Wow! Are you high too?"

Officer Munchy: "So, you admit it? I knew it! You're under arrest!"

Fernando: "Whoa! That's so not fair! You get the doughnut and I get arrested?"

Officer Munchy: "That's just too bad, isn't it?"

Fernando: "So, did anyone ever tell you how interesting the lights on police cars are? I mean, just look at them for a minute. That right there symbolizes the meaning of life. It's like experiencing God and nature and everything around us are in those lights right in front of us, and..."

Officer Munchy: ::uncuffs Fernando:: "Please just go... Let this be a warning to you."

Fernando: "But I thought we were talking and bonding and stuff."

Officer Murphy: "Here, have the rest of these doughnuts. Just stop talking."

Fernando: "Don't go! I want to look at the lights some more and talk about factual conspiracy theories!"

Officer Munchy: :walks away and mumbles:: "Geez... I hope my wife and her friends don't start doing this stuff at our place every Wednesday before talking about the books they read. Ugh..."