If there's one thing Texas Senator Ted Cruz likes to do, it's talk or hear himself talk. When asked what his favorite Billy Idol song was, he said, "Talking With Myself." When trying to quote Descartes, he said, "I speak, therefore I am." His only pick-up line in college was, "Want to know what the sexiest sound in the world is? My voice. If you want me to keep talking, I will. I'll talk until..." and that's usually when the woman went elsewhere. Overnight, Senator Cruz presented a 21-hour anti-Obamacare talkathon, because he wanted to compensate for all the mimes in the world and be voted biggest douche in Congress by 95% of his peers. Just the day before, Cruz gave his audience the following teaser: "I believe nothing is hurting the American people more, nothing is hurting the economy more, nothing is damaging jobs more than Obamacare." Yes, even though the law has yet to be fully implemented, Obamacare is what's ...
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