The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

For any honest person who watched the debate last night will know, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney all but endorsed Barack Obama for a second-term as President of the United States. For those who didn't watch the debate, here's basically how it went: Obama: ::explains foreign policy position or what he's done with regard to foreign policy:: Romney: "Yeah, what he said." Obama: "I'm glad to know that you agree with what my administration and I have done with regard to this." Romney: ::changes subject to the economy and takes weak shot at Obama:: Obama: ::responds to the swipe and follows that with a lecture:: Romney: ::begins to sweat a great deal, checks his watch and prays to Joseph Smith that he's in a nightmare, before realizing he still has an hour and twenty minutes left of this same cycle, so he asks for a few towels, three pitchers of water and that everyone in the audience and at home close their e...