The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

While I've written twelve books in the past nine years, ten of those in the past 3-4, and have over 10,000 followers on Twitter, I'm still having trouble with the marketing aspect of my work. For me, writing books is the easy part of the whole process. It's marketing them which has me with a seemingly permanent shrug of the shoulders. If any of my readers happen to know of a literary agent, marketer, investor, radio show host, or reviewer whom you feel would be willing to work with me, and could help in marketing my work, I would greatly appreciate it if you'd let me know - preferably via email at CRozniecki@gmail.com. If any of my readers would be willing to write a review for one of my four recently published books, again, feel free to send me an email, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out (those four books being: The Kind-Hearted Smartass: Volume 2 - The Wisecracks Continue  (Uncensored Version), The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck: Volume 2 - The Wisecr...

Connersville (Indiana) Police Chief David Counceller is a candidate to become Fayette County sheriff in the coming elections. What did Mr. Counceller do to help promote his candidacy? He accidentally shot himself in the leg while at a gun shop this past Saturday. Counceller explained the situation as follows: "I need to pay more attention. I know what the dangers are. It was pure carelessness on m part. ... It got tangled in my clothing. I was wearing a sweatshirt and a fleece jacket. I felt (the gun) go in the holster and I pushed it, but it was tangled in the material which caused it to discharge. The bullet went into my leg and then into the floor. ... It's an entrance and exit wound. I'm really lucky. It doesn't even hurt. I'd have been at work (Monday) if it wasn't Martin Luther King Jr. Day. I'll be back at work on Tuesday." To his credit, Police Chief Counceller had a good attitude and sense of humor about the incident, as he also said thi...

Without having the permission to do so, Paul Ryan and his family visited a soup kitchen in Youngstown, Ohio last week for a photo op. Since no appointment had been made, when Ryan and company showed up, the customers were already gone and the place had already been cleaned. Ryan attempted to make the most of this occasion by having photos taken of him cleaning dishes which had already been cleaned. In light of this report, it would appear as if Paul Ryan has quite the future ahead of him if he decides to not continue with politics. In the future, Ryan will have pictures taken of him doing the following: - holding a vacuum cleaner at a school after a janitor cleaned - serving a meal at a church function that someone else cooked - washing a stranger's car after it gets out of the car-wash - lighting a blind person's cigarette after it's already been lit - nursing a baby after it finishes with a bottle of milk. Yes, just as Todd Akin believes women have magical v...