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My Donald Trump SOTU Prediction

"My fellow traitors. Over the past year, we've experienced things together we'd never experienced before, bigly. We witnessed massive shutdowns, the likes of which we'd never seen. We built big, beautiful, invisible walls. I spent about 2/3 of my time tweeting from my golden toilet seat. So many special things this past year, so very special. The stock market was at its highest point because of me, but then dropped because of Obama, and now has kind of leveled off because of someone else, whoever that may be. I call him Bob. Obummer may have created more jobs in his final 23 months than I did in my first 23, but nobody has created more jobs than me, believe me! I killed off ISIS, but not really. I've stopped North Korea from building nuclear weapons, only not. I improved the situation in Iran, only I didn't. The world is so much safer because of me, folks. So much safer. Now the lamestream media would have you believe that what I'm telling you here toni...