The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Dotard' (parody based on the Smash Mouth song, 'All Star')" is now available! Here are the lyrics: “Dotard” (to the tune of Smash Mouth’s “All Star”) Somebody once tweeted I should drink disinfectant I thought that sounded like really good He then said to stare at the sun while lights shone up my butt Like any professional doctor would The chills start a-coming, the breaths start a-going Docs say to stay home, but my bike is calling Feeling the breeze as gnats hit my face I just can’t wait to get to this place The music will be a-rocking I hope to hear it through my coughing I hope I can still scream and shout Giving my life to see Smash Mouth Hey now, I’m a dotard Take your mask off, freedom Hey now, I’m a Trumper There’s no COVID, fake germs And every fever is just Proof global warming is a hoax I’m getting closer, just passed Mount Rushmore Whoa, sh*t, I ...