The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Presidential Nominee Complaints Democrats: "Trump's a rapist!" Republicans: "Oh yeah? Well, Kamala's a tough boss!" Democrats: "Trump's a fraud!" Republicans: "That's nothing! Kamala once dated Montel Williams!" Democrats: "Trump's a felon!" Republicans: "Oh, stop! Kamala was too hard on criminals!" Vice Presidential Nominee Complaints Democrats: "JD Vance is a sexist!" Republicans: "You think that's a gotcha? Well, Tim Walz likes dogs!" Democrats: "Vance is an a$$hole!" Republicans: "Shut it! Walz cares about the well-being of children!" Democrats: "Vance is a phony!" Republicans: "Walz served this country!" #MAGACultMorons #VoteKamalaHarrisAndTimWalz2024ToSaveAmerica

Whether it's just a strategy to temper expectations or goes beyond that, I've repeatedly witnessed Democrats, progressives, and liberals say, "Tuesday night's debate is going to be a disaster. Trump gets away with everything. Harris will get destroyed. We have no chance. It's over." I can understand the Harris team playing games with the media, in order to temper expectations, but please, stop being so doom and gloom. Things are going to be okay after Tuesday night. Know how I know this? Because... 1) No Tempers on the Temper: Donald Trump's fuse is shorter than the reported mini-mushroom in his pants. Optically there's a stark difference between a 78-year-old white-trying-to-be-an-orange man behaving like an a$$hole to a fellow older white man, and said 78-year-old being an a$$hole to a 59-year-old black woman. 2) Low-Bar Joe: I love President Biden, but the main reason why he dropped out of the race was his poor debate performance. Biden-leaners, T...

Here’s how I see the potential September 10 th debate going… Linsey Davis: “Good evening, and welcome to tonight’s presidential debate, between Vice President Kamala Harris and former president Donald Trump. This debate will be moderated by the man next to me, David Muir, and yours truly, Linsey Davis. Ms. Harris, Mr. Trump, welcome.” Kamala Harris/Donald Trump: “Thank you.” Davis: “We flipped a coin to decide who would answer first. For the record, Ms. Harris won the toss, but said, and I quote, ‘I’ll let Donald have it. The sad little loser has never won anything before, and I’m feeling extra generous today.’” Harris: “That’s correct.” Trump: “Wait, what?” Davis: “Mr. Trump, you’ve often talked about ‘tariffs’ being a critical component of your economic agenda moving forward. As of March of this year, the tariffs you implemented in your first term had cost American taxpayers an estimated $230B. So, my question to you is, do you know what ‘tariffs’ are, and if so, what ...

I've recently heard several MAGAs claiming Vice President Harris now supports their orange messiah's border wall. It may derive from the following Axios article, which I will now dissect. The article starts with, "If she's elected president, Kamala Harris pledges to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on the wall along the southern border — a project she once opposed and called 'un-American'  during the Trump administration." Something tells me this isn't the whole story, but I'll bite. Please continue... "Why it matters: It's the latest example of Harris flip-flopping on her past liberal positions such as supporting Medicare for All and banning fracking — proposals that aides say she now is against. - Harris is embracing a more hawkish immigration policy as Donald Trump's campaign spends tens of millions of dollars attacking her about the border. - But she still has significant differences with Trump on immigration, opposing his app...

I really hope Trump goes after Harris for being too tough on criminals when she was a prosecutor. Trump: "I got to tell you, Caramello, you were a bit too tough there on people when you were a prose-whatever." Harris: "I thought you were in the 'law & order' party." Trump: "I am." Harris: "34x-convicted felon says what?" #TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident #VoteBlueToStopACriminalDictator

Harris vs. Trump 1968 Harris: Was 4 years old and on her way to earning millions on her own Trump: Was 22 years old and being given $1M a year in untaxed gifts from his father, whom he allegedly called “Motherf*cker” 1973 Harris: As the daughter of an Afro-Jamaican father, many wondered if she was turning black or merely just going through a black phase Trump: Was called out by the Department of Justice for discriminating against potential black tenants of Trump Organization apartments 1983 Harris: Attended Howard University, where she led the debate team; chaired the economics society; and completed an internship at the Federal Trade Commission Trump: Hired 200 illegal Polish immigrant workers to demolish the Bonwit Teller flagship store and, in its place, build Trump Tower – all while wanting to build a wall between the United States and Poland 1986-1987 Harris: Graduated from Howard University with a degree in political science and economics Trump: Tried to get the Wollman Rink name...