Personally, I think the shake weight commercials are some of the most unintentionally funny commercials out right now. Cialis is not too far behind in that regard. Kay commercials make me roll my eyes so much that it appears I have a Linda-Blair Complex. So, what if these three teams joined forces to make, what I would refer to as, the ultimate holiday commercial? Let's find out, shall we? This story will include two main characters, Bubba and Chastity. Setting: The two lovebirds are holding hands, smiling, while on the roof of their house, holding antennas during a thunderstorm. Bubba: “So, baby, do you want to do it?” Chastity: “Right now? On the roof? Are you crazy?” Bubba: “Come on, you told me to take it tonight.” Chastity: “Take what?” Bubba: “Cialis. Look at me. I'm ready for once.” Chastity: “It's 6:30. We've got to leave. You made dinner reservations for 6:45, didn't you?” Bubba: “Yeah, at McDonald's. I wanted to make our ten-year wedding ann...
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).