If my relationship ultimately doesn't work out, I may try to start a new trend and date either a straight guy or a lesbian. We seem to understand one another more than people I'm attracted to - heterosexual women. We could just chill, watch football, drink beer (a Jack and Coke for me), listen to rock music, and not ever worry about sex, because there wouldn't be any - between us anyway. Of course, if those cravings arose, we'd have to go elsewhere and that could complicate matters. Him: "Dude, I'm doing somebody." Me: "Yeah, I know." Him: "I think I'm in love." Me: "Crap. So, where's this leave us?" Him: "Where we've always been - best friends, except I'm going to move in with her." Me: "::sighs:: I knew this would happen. Aren't I good enough for you?" Him: "Well, aren't you doing somebody too?" Me: "No" Him: "Are you gay or something?...
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).