I think the screenwriter of the film "Half Baked" must be doing the Burger King commercials, because whoever is thinking up these things has to be on something. A guy riding a chicken? "Big buckin' chicken. It's big and it's chicken...Buckin' chicken'." What kind of crack were they smoking then? Or how about the theme of the ones with that guy in a funky-looking Halloween outfit and that king-on-marijuana mask? There's one where he stalks a person to their home. That guy looks out, sees the king and smiles, laughs and smokes out of a bong before getting Burger King munchies. There's another where birds flock on over to "The King" and peck on the ashes the wind blew back in his face from when he was smoking a few minutes earlier. Again, a lad starts laughing, smiling and enjoying a burger. In yet another, "The King" was in bed with a construction worker and just hands him a burger. Then, "The King" a...
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