The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

As I mentioned the other day, I had fun with the trending hashtag #SaferThanATrumpRally, and just discovered I was mentioned on a pair of websites as a result: http://firsttoknow.com/photos-saferthanatrumprally-sweeps-internet-with-hilariously-creative-suggestions/ http://www.unityprogressiveparty.us/2016/03/22/here-are-20-things-the-internet-says-are-%E2%80%AA%E2%80%8Esaferthanatrumprally%E2%80%AC/ To follow me and check out more of my tweets, just go to the following link and, yes, click follow : https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

When I saw the trending hashtag #SaferThanATrumpRally on Twitter yesterday, my eyes largened, I licked my chops, and was ready to let my crazy (in a good way, of course) mind get to work! Here are the many such tweets I posted over the course of the past 24 hours, listed from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) An alien invasion led by Florida Governor Rick Scott #SaferThanATrumpRally 38 Likes, 16 Retweets 2) Wearing a Black Lives Matter shirt at a KKK rally #SaferThanATrumpRally #NevermindThatIsATrumpRally 33 Likes, 17 Retweets 3) Turning right at the Indy 500 #SaferThanATrumpRally 37 Likes, 12 Retweets 4) Fact-checking your spouse during a heated debate #SaferThanATrumpRally 31 Likes, 12 Retweets 5) Singing Nine Inch Nails' "Closer" to your fiancè/fiancèe in the company of his/her parents, both of whom are pastors #SaferThanATrumpRally 27 Likes, 15 Retweets 6) Taking a bull by th...