The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Well, it looks like Chicago Bears starting quarterback Jay Cutler is a modern day Pepe le Pew. He knows how to sweet talk and romance the ladies. It's being reported that he proposed to his girlfriend - actress Kristin Cavallari -via text message and showed her the ring by mailing it to her. Rumor has it that he wants to do the wedding via Skype and have their honeymoon in separate cities via webcam. The locations of the Skype wedding and webcam honeymoon are yet to be determined, but the early Vegas favorites are for Cutler to be in Chicago for both the wedding and honeymoon and Cavallari to be in Los Angeles for the wedding and Las Vegas for the honeymoon. Yes, love is in the air! http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-207_162-57568162/kristin-cavallari-jay-cutler-proposed-by-text/

1) If my daughter gets sick, what will you do to ensure she has a quick recovery? A) Whatever the doctor says B) Give her a call button and tell her that she can use it at any time C) Do all the work she would have done had she been feeling well D) Hand her a trash can, recipe book, a Cosmo Magazine and $5 as you walk out the door saying, “I’ll see you in a week after I return from Vegas with my other b*tches” 2) What would you do to treat my daughter to a romantic evening? A) Dinner and a movie (chick flick) B) Make her a candlelight dinner C) Recite poems you’ve written for her by the fireplace D) Get drunk, take her to a strip club and continually point to her and shout out, “Give her a $20! She’s better than these other ones! Give her a $20 and see what she can do!” 3) What is your favorite physical feature of my daughter? A) Her smile B) Her legs C) Her hair D) Her big beautiful 34D eyes 4) Where would you take my daughter for your honeymoon? A) Hawaii B) Paris...