I now think that Donald Trump is much more than just sexy, which is kind of a given. The term "brilliant" simply doesn't do the man any justice. The man who was voted as having the sexiest rat-hair in the world - in a private poll where he was the only participant - is suing Bill Maher for $5 million. During an appearance by Maher on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno , he stated that if Trump could prove he's not the "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan," he'd donate $5 million to the charity of Trump's choice. This was in response to Trump offering to donate $5 million to charity if President Obama would release his college and passport records. Trump sent Maher information allegedly proving he was not born via his mother and an orangutan doing the horizontal mambo. When asked about the comedian's orangutan remark, Trump said, "I don't think he was joking. He said it with venom. That was venom. That wasn't a joke.....
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).