The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

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For whatever reason, when it was announced my favorite band Muse would be releasing their 9th studio album - Will of the People - on August 26 th of last year, I decided to start ranking each and every song I've heard of theirs. After listening to their most recent effort several times through, I think I'm ready to release my months-long project unto the masses. Before I do, please note that I've included everything from singles to B-sides to covers to instrumentals to demos, but did not include live jam-sessions, preludes, or demos which are shorter than a minute in duration. Also, every song listed is my favorite rendition of it. For example, if Muse had a song called "Probe Me Please," and there were multiple versions of it, I'd naturally only list my favorite of the bunch - the full-body rendition. Lastly, I know we'll have differing opinions here and there, but let's try to be respectful toward one another. I've spent a lot of time on th...