The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I saw the forthcoming post on Facebook; saw it was filled with gobbledygook; and decided to dissect the list, bigly. 1) Do you dislike that he made cruelty to animals a FELONY?  Grade: I'll give this a 'kinda' "The bill, introduced in the House by Rep. Ted Deutch, D-Fla., and Rep. Vern Buchanan, R-Fla., is an expansion on the 2010 Animal Crush Video Prohibition Act, which made the creation and distribution of 'animal crushing' videos illegal," which was signed by then President Obama. I have a feeling this is going to be trending soon (Trump taking credit for that which started under Obama). https://www.aspca.org/about-us/press-releases/aspca-commends-new-animal-crush-video-law 2) Do you dislike that he gave billions to stop the opioid crisis?  Grade: Messy consext, I mean missing context Money spent on the opioid crisis 2017: $970M (under Trump) 2018: $930M (under Trump) 2019: $7.6B (under Trump) 2020-2024: $8.1B (under both Trump and Biden, mostly under ...

A high school friend of mine recently created a Facebook page, dedicated to her twin sister, who sadly passed of brain cancer. All proceeds will be going to the National Brain Tumor Society, to help further research and treatment, in order to save people's lives moving forward. All donations would be greatly appreciated, but if you're unable to do so, simply reposting this would be quite helpful as well. Thank you, in advance, and best wishes to any/everyone fighting cancer. We're all in this fight together. https://www.facebook.com/donate/2137849060071477/2137849086738141/

Here's a lovely back-and-forth I've had with MAGA cultists over the past day. Me: I've now designed 11 patriotically hilarious anti-MAGA shirts. They can all be found and purchased here. - https://when-shirts-hit-the-fan.printify.me/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJRJMFleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHUgO5oyCYpRybUu5UxGcIQa7ivX6qRqdTbDaz41p5_tVpq9CQYkW-VBk1Q_aem_t6MFTOP9_tuKpU4mW53dWg MAGA #1: "Can I get a Kamala Harris’s a moron and an unintelligent liar shirt too?" MAGA #2: "yeah I want one of those!" Me: You'll need to look elsewhere for that. I'd recommend checking out either MAGAProjection dot com, TrumpLied30573TimesInHisFirstTerm dot org, or InRussiaWeTrust dot gov. MAGA #1: "I’ll try. Funny how the democrats and Kamala lied about joes cognitive dysfunction? You are a party of terrorists burning tesla dealerships. Your party is pathetic and BTW you aren’t funny just poor." Me: Lots of projection in that response. Which demographic commits the most terrorist ac...

Portage County (Ohio) Sheriff Bruce Zuchowski posted this message on Facebook a couple of weeks ago: "When people ask me…What's gonna happen if the Flip - Flopping, Laughing Hyena Wins?? I say…write down all the addresses of the people who had her signs in their yards. Sooo…when the Illegal human 'Locust' (which she supports!) Need places to live…We'll already have the addresses of their New families…who supported their arrival!" After receiving the deserved backlash, he posted this: "As the Chief Law Enforcement Officer of Portage County, I have sworn to protect ALL citizens of my County. Recently, I placed a post on my personal facebook page that may have been a little misinterpreted?? I...as the elected sheriff, do have a first amendment right as do all citizens. If the citizens of Portage County want to elect an individual who has supported open borders (which I've personally visited Twice!) and neglected to enforce the laws of our Country...then ...

I’ve seen this post making the rounds on social-media and decided to snarkily dissect it. Receipts included.   “Someone recently asked me why I like Trump. My answer was that I don't really like a lot of things about Trump.” I’m sensing a “but” coming. Despite the rumors, I don’t care for big buts.   “But this election is not about choosing the most likeable person.” Well, that’s part of it. One reason why Trump “won” in 2016 is because millions of formerly electorally-uninvolved citizens found Trump more likeable than Hillary Clinton. How? I'm not sure, but I digress.   “We are voting between two vastly different ideologies. We are voting for the country we want to leave our children and grandchildren.” Okay, on this we can agree. Please continue…   “Trump represents that future and has proven that he can deliver. He is a patriot to the core and even served his country for 4 years without pay.” Okay, now here is where we disagree, and that’...