The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

My book, The Art of the Steal , just received another 5-star review. Here it is: " ATTN SNL: Your Writers' Room table needs 1 more chair... This is a delightfully audacious tale about an overdressed bully who somehow became the school president. Whenever the latest political news has you ready to hurl a coffee table at your TV, do yourself a favor: turn off the TV, take a few deep breaths, find a comfy chair, and read this hysterical book. Mr. Rozniecki's exceptional writing and imaginative sense of humor help us to find some much-needed laughter within a reality that has all of us reaching for Captain Jack Sparrow's bottle of rum. It would also be amazing to see how the cast of SNL could interpret this priceless story on stage..." If curious, you can check out the other reviews, as well as purchase and read the book at this link: https://www.amazon.com/Art-Steal-Became-School-President-ebook/product-reviews/B071F9TVRW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_paging_btm_next_...

My latest book, "The Art of the Steal," just received another 5-star review. Here's what the reader had to say about it: "Very amusing! This book is absolutely hilarious! Reading this had me actually 'laughing out loud' and I'm sure most would find it quite intriguing. The author accurately depicted the election in the funniest way possible. Definitely worth the read!" If you're curious to read the book, you may do so by clicking on this link: https://www.amazon.com/Art-Steal-Became-School-President-ebook/dp/B071F9TVRW/ref=sr_1_28?ie=UTF8&qid=1495243706&sr=8-28&keywords=the+art+of+the+steal

My latest book, The Art of the Steal , just received another 5-star review. In it, the reader wrote the following: "While it is a short read, it is also... While it is a short read, it is also a pleasantly poignant escape from the stark reality of our world today. The reader is guided through a story line of a short-sighted, ego-driven character who strives to be school President and the mindset he uses to get there. Sometimes in the midst of chaos it is healthy to just step back and laugh at the folly of it all. This book did that for me. Kudos Mr. Rozniecki, I have a feeling we will need more of this in our very near future." To purchase and read this book for yourself ($0.99 for Kindle), simply click on the following link (and then buy and read it): https://www.amazon.com/Art-Steal-Became-School-President-ebook/dp/B071F9TVRW/ref=sr_1_28?ie=UTF8&qid=1495243706&sr=8-28&keywords=the+art+of+the+steal

I just received a new review for my latest book, The Art of the Steal: How a Chump Became School President . It reads as follows: "Best satire I've ever read. Extremely entertaining. I had tears of laughter throughout. It's a short story that I wanted to go on and on and on. I absolutely loved it. Craig Rozniecki has the best words; bigly words. Believe me when I say his career as a brilliant writer will be yuge. For only $0.99, it's a 'steal.' Believe me. Must read!" If you're curious to give it a look, you can do so at this link: https://www.amazon.com/Art-Steal-Became-School-President-ebook/dp/B071F9TVRW/ref=sr_1_28?ie=UTF8&qid=1495243706&sr=8-28&keywords=the+art+of+the+steal

I received another positive book review for my latest work, "The Art of the Steal," where the reader wrote: "This is a timely, insightful look into our president, and explains how he found the keys to 1600 PA Ave. It gave me much-needed giggles at a time when I find myself screaming at the evening news every night. Perfect beach read." To check out this review, look at the book and/or purchase it, just click on the following link: https://www.amazon.com/Art-Steal-Became-School-President-ebook/dp/B071F9TVRW/ref=sr_1_28?ie=UTF8&qid=1495243706&sr=8-28&keywords=the+art+of+the+steal

I just received another positive review of my latest book, "The Art of the Steal: How a Chump Became School President," where the reader wrote: "This is a timely reminder of how political machinery would manipulate a section of the public to elect a reality TV personality to run a powerful country. But the best part of this short read is the clever way the writer satirises the whole presidential election one can't help but laugh out loud. Brilliant work; this was recommended by @SirBSeb via Twitter, thoroughly enjoyed." To purchase the book (for just $0.99 on your Kindle), go to this link: https://www.amazon.com/Art-Steal-Became-School-President-ebook/dp/B071F9TVRW/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1496272015&sr=1-1&keywords=the+art+of+the+steal

I just received another 5-star review for my latest book, LOL at the GOP - Volume 6: Orange Is the New Crazy . The review goes as follows: "Craig Rozniecki's LOL at the GOP -Volume 6: Orange is the New Crazy had me in stitches from page one. I mean, it's yugely funny. I've been following Rozniecki on Twitter for quite a while but this is the first of the LOL books I've read. I'll be back for more. Starting with the book review written by Trump in the "fictional forward," it's almost impossible to parse Rozniecki's comedy from what Trump & other GOP stalwarts actually said throughout the campaign. I was bigly confused and chuckling at the same time but Rozniecki's adept at pointing out the comedic Trump et al comments from his own. Believe me, hard to tell. And that's the beauty. Chapter by chapter, he takes on Cruz, Walker, Jindal, Carson, Priebus & Bush, etc in fine comedic fashion, wrapped up in pointed political insigh...

I just received another 5-star review for my latest book, LOL at the GOP - Volume 6: Orange Is the New Crazy . It reads: "Really good for a pick me up. Laughter is healthy and the was always a good line around the corner. My only negative comment would be the red footnotes were distracting. Perhaps should go at the end of the chapters. Lines are great and you can imagine Craig as a stand-up comedian with the audience howling. Recommended for sure. Must find some more of his books." https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MDPIIGU/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1477100505&sr=1-4&keywords=lol+at+the+gop

I just received this great review and felt the need to share it: "Delivers the LOLs! (5 out of 5 stars) In 'LOL at the GOP, Volume 4,' Craig Rozniecki exposes the hilarity that is the Grand Old Party. With deft comedic skill, Rozniecki reveals absurdities of the "guns cuz God" gang. While successfully employing humor as a tool, this work does much to enlighten one to the overwhelming ironies of GOP positions...all while making your sides hurt from laughter! At once both lighthearted and devilishly sardonic, Rozniecki takes a swing at the Conservative belief system, connects, and hits it out of the park. He will crack you up from page one all the way through to the final word. 'LOL at the GOP' is the perfect antidote for this current stress inducing election season, whichever side of the aisle you're on. It's a politically incorrect (popular among Conservatives) look at the GOP and is sure to have you LOL-ing!" https://www.amazon.co...

I just stumbled upon the second reader review of my 2011 poetry book, entitled, Penetrating The Heart Of Life: Ambiguous In Thought, Ambivalent In Feeling . The reader gave it a perfect 5 out of 5 stars, titled the review, "healing read," and wrote the following: "I bought this in book form, quite a while ago. It's a book I recommend to anyone on a path out of darkness and looking for the light at the end of the dark tunnel. The author takes you on his journey through the dark to lightness and healing." This book can be bought for one's Kindle at the following link for $2.99 - http://www.amazon.com/Penetrating-The-Heart-Life-ebook/dp/B00B1F0LIY/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1361809488&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=craig+rozniecki It can also be bought in paperback form at the following link for $10.00 - http://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-rozniecki/penetrating-the-heart-of-life-ambiguous-in-thought-ambivalent-in-feeling/paperback/product-18677...

I just received my first book review on my recently published political satire, LOL at the GOP . The reviewer gave it 5 out of 5 stars and said the following: "This is a very funny book, if you’re a Democrat. The author uses a comical, intelligent, and often times, sarcastic way of looking at the strategies and antics of the GOP. I really did laugh out loud, which is much better than my usual rants and rages. You’ve got to laugh or you’ll cry and quite possibly go mad. And most importantly, you have got to vote in November. Please!" http://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-rozniecki/lol-at-the-gop/paperback/product-20176881.html

Well, I received my first book review on this poetry-compilation book I completed and published late last year, but have finally gotten around to marketing now. The reviewer gave it 5 out of 5 stars and said: "I enjoyed the poetic journey the writer has taken me on. From darkest days and hopeful optimism to the conclusion of hope realized. The visual images that the poem titled "Room Temperature" elicits, made me think of the song, "Horse With No Name" sung by the band America. In a similar manner, another poem – "Deafening Sigh-lence" reminded me a great deal of Simon & Garfunkel’s song, "The Sound of Silence". There are so many poems in this book that I related to, that I felt a connection to the author and felt that we were traveling on this journey together." http://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-rozniecki/penetrating-the-heart-of-life-ambiguous-in-thought-ambivalent-in-feeling/paperback/product-18677501.html