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Trump crosses "being known as the biggest a-hole in the world" off his bucket list

After offending approximately 98% of the world's population with a multitude of disparaging remarks, GOP presidential frontrunner Donald Trump posted the following message on his Facebook page: "For a long time, I got any and everything I wanted. Whether it was a car, a woman, a house, or a squirrel wig, I got it. Well, I jotted down a few things on a bucket list a number of years ago and I was down to one, the one thing I couldn't seem to get, the only thing in my entire life I couldn't seem to get, but now, ladies and gentlemen, I think it's safe to say I finally got it and am going to cross it off my bucket list too. The last thing on my bucket list reads, 'to be known as the biggest a-hole in the world.' After offending: Mexicans, Asians, blacks, Muslims, Jews, women, the disabled, POWs, protesters, reporters, politicians, Iowans, Seventh-Day Adventists, and countless others, I think it's safe to say I've accomplished this glorious feat, and...