The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #BoycottHawaii on Twitter the other day. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here -  https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) Trumpsters: "We hate liberal snowflakes! By the way, let's #BoycottHawaii, Starbucks, 'Hamilton,' Pepsi, Oreos, Netflix, & reality, bigly!" 7,545 Likes, 2,617 Retweets 2) I have a dream that #BoycottHawaii is only the start for Trumpsters, before they boycott the U.S., boycott Earth, & boycott Uranus. 1,500 Likes, 378 Retweets 3) While I tried to fit all of the Trumpsters' boycotts in an earlier tweet, I'm only allowed 140 characters, not 140,000. #BoycottHawaii 96 Likes, 11 Retweets Totals: 9,141 Likes, 3,007 Retweets (Averages of 3,047.0 Likes, 1,002.3 Retweets)

Congratulations to five-term Hawaii State Representative Tom Brower for winning my all-too-coveted Douche of the Day Award! When talking to the Honolulu Star-Advertiser  about homeless people, Brower said: "If I see shopping carts that I can't identify, I will destroy them so they can't be pushed on the streets." He added: "I want to do something practical that will really clean up the streets." Yes, the five-time representative smashes homeless people's possessions by bashing them with a sledgehammer. Hopefully he doesn't loiter around grocery stores anytime soon or else you can expect to read the following headline - "Cart Fight at Hawaii Store." Annoyed by homeless people asking for money? Understandable. Fighting to provide the homeless with more options for shelter? Admirable. Bashing on homeless people's possessions in grocery carts to clean up the streets? That, my friend, is good enough to earn yourself the award for...

Allow me to introduce everyone to Jo Jordan. Ms. Jordan is a Hawaii state Representative, is a lesbian, and is the first openly gay lawmaker to vote against marriage equality. Before casting her "nay" vote, she admitted to being uncertain, because according to her, it was her duty to not only represent her constituents, but the whole state on the matter of gay marriage. I'm not entirely certain what poll she was looking at, because 55% of the state supports the legalization of gay marriage, but in any case, that's neither here nor there. Representative Jordan is a lesbian and voted against being treated as an equal. While she's at it, she may want to make the following votes: - Vote against equal pay for women - Vote to defund Planned Parenthood - Vote to take away women's voting rights There are many votes I don't understand. A Democratic lesbian woman voting against equal marriage rights for gays may very well be the vote I understand the least...