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Abercrombie & Fitch should change its name to...

Clothing store Abercrombie & Fitch and CEO Michael Jeffries, in particular, have come under fire recently for their catering to the thin and excluding even average-sized individuals. As author of the 2010 book The Rules of Retail - Robin Lewis - said, "He (CEO Jeffries) doesn't want larger people shopping in his store, he wants thin and beautiful people." Lewis added, "He doesn't want his core customers to see people who aren't as hot as them wearing his clothing. People who wear his clothing should feel like they're one of the 'cool kids.'" The largest jeans size at Abercrombie & Fitch is a 10 - three sizes below the national average. There are also no XL's for women. In a 2006 interview with Salon , Jeffries said, "We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don't belong [in our clothes], and they can't belong. Are exclusionary? Absolutely." ...

Welcome to the RC (Republican Cult)!

Setting: An office at RCH (Republican Cult Headquarters) located in Waco, Texas Secretary Thelma Smith: ::calls her boss:: "They're ready for you, sir." Boss Joe Smith: "Alright, good. Wait - hold up..." Thelma: "Sir?" Joe: "Are there any women there?" Thelma: "No, sir." Joe: "Good. Are there any men with skin darker than that of a snowman?" Thelma: "Just a couple." Joe: "Please escort them out." Thelma: "Yes, sir." Joe: "Okay, I'll be out there momentarily." Thelma: "I'll let them know." ::Joe takes a moment to change into a camouflage uniform, where the words "I Love Guns and Jesus" are written:: Joe: ::walks into the next room:: "Hello everyone, and welcome to Republican Cult Headquarters. I am the leader of this fine establishment - Joe Smith, but you can all call me sir. I assume that each and every one of you is here to...