I don't know what my deal has been lately. I hadn't written poetry in I don't know how long, but haven't been able to put the pen down in recent nights. "Everyone Except Her" Amazing to a friend, Intelligent to another, Cute to a stranger, Strong to my father, Attractive to an acquaintance, Funny to an ex, Talented to a friend of a friend, Sweet to my aunt, Kind-hearted, Good-looking, Thoughtful, Hard-working, The compliments come in bunches, From those near and far, Asking how it is I'm single, Wanting to set me up with their daughter, Told that anyone would be lucky to have me, I, wanting to believe, Told I could make anyone happy, Everyone except her.
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).