The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

As has been typical of late, I had a blast with a Donald Trump-affiliated trending hashtag yesterday, #TrumpSuperpowers. Here are my tweets, ordered from most to least popular (https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) Bashing gay marriage & immigrants after being married three times, twice to immigrants, all while keeping a straight face #TrumpSuperpowers 254 Likes, 121 Retweets 2) Not inciting violence while telling supporters to beat the crap out of someone #TrumpSuperpowers 60 Likes, 33 Retweets 3) Supposedly telling it like it is while lying 92% of the time #TrumpSuperpowers 46 Likes, 27 Retweets 4) Making Forrest Gump sound like Albert Einstein #TrumpSuperpowers 37 Likes, 12 Retweets 5) Proving that simply saying one's "Christian" is about as worthwhile as saying you're a water buffalo #TrumpSuperpowers 22 Likes, 8 Retweets 6) Making the quite conservative John Kasich come across as a moderate #TrumpSuperpowers 21 Likes, 8 Retweets 6)...

Due to the numerous tweets I posted yesterday on the trending hashtag #TrumpSuperpowers, my Twitter account was quite abuzz (https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki). This was especially the case with regard to the following tweet: "Bashing gay marriage & immigrants after being married three times, twice to immigrants, all while keeping a straight face #TrumpSuperpowers" While I received hundreds of "likes" and "retweets" in response to this tweet, I also received a handful of negative comments, such as these: - "yur a special level of stupid, arent u? (expletive expletive expletive)" - "There's a huge difference between legal and illegal immigrants, or are you to stupid to know that?" - "Did you forget to use the word 'illegal'?" - "Hey, sh*t fer brains, it's illegal immigrants!" - "At least this man has convictions and is trying to do something!" I didn't bicker with the...