The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Alright, so, as I've made mention in recent days, I've joined quite a number of social networking sites to spread word of my writing/books. As I mentioned in my most recent blog, it's been a mixed bag. Two sites I'm not longer a part of: AllPoetry.com (3-day free membership) and Litsay.com, which I'm now going to tell you all about. This site appears to be rather new and up-and-coming. With that, there are a few gliches that need to be fixed. It's fairly modern looking and isn't THAT active, but decent activity for such a new site. So, like I've done with all the other sites I've joined, I started sharing excerpts of my two books, Seasons Come, People Grow and The Kind-Hearted Smarta*s. I shared 3 poems and 3 excerpts from my sarcastic book. I received one comment on an excerpt of mine from the latter book, entitled "Girlfriend Application," where I jokingly concoct an application for potential girlfriends. I list 20 fill-ins and write ...

Commentary What did everyone think of the book or author? “I feel dirty after reading this.” - Prostitute “We like a lot of guys, but he may be our favorite. - Boy Band “The book was interesting. It… Oh, did you see that bird over there? Wow, there are a lot of planes that come this way, huh? That blade of grass is moving quite a bit. Oh, look, a car!” - Person with ADD “Why do you do this to me? My parents are going to hate you now because of this book! Why? Why, Craig? Do you want me to be miserable? Sometimes I think you do. Ugh!” - Future Wife “I’ll get to your question in a second. Let me pull out my binoculars first. You see him up there? He’s working out again. God, he’s so hot!” - Stalker “Thank God I saved his sinful ass.” - Jesus “It looks like he will be receiving plenty of coal this year.” - Santa Claus “I loved it!” - Satan “You can tell he went all in. Speaking of which, I’d like to go all in.” - Professional Poker Player and Porn Star on the side “I can tell...