The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Georgia Representative and man who may have been the main influence for Ozzy Osbourne's song "Crazy Train" - Paul Broun - is about as anti-government as nuns are anti-orgy. But a recent report may showcase that Broun isn't as anti-government handout as he'd like for people to believe. On Broun's webpage, he wrote a short letter to his loony bin clientele, which stated the following: "Dear Patriot - As one of the most conservative members of Congress, and a staunch supporter of the 2nd Amendment, I am constantly under attack for my values and beliefs. Today I'm fighting back. How would you like to start off 2014 with a brand new AR-15 for free?" That's right, ladies and gentlemen! When it comes to expanding our healthcare system so more people can get taken care of without going bankrupt, Broun is a fierce opponent. However, when it comes to giving away a free semi-automatic rifle, the kind which was used to kill 20 6- and 7-year-o...

It seems that with each and every passing election, the Republicans being elected to Congress are becoming more and more conservative. One is about as likely to get drunk from drinking water as they are to find a moderate Republican either in or running for Congress. Georgia Representative Paul Broun decided to further prove that hypothesis by saying the following in a speech he gave at the Liberty Baptist Church Sportsman's Banquet last month: "All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the Big Bang Theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell. And it's lies to try to keep me and all the folks who were taught that from understanding that they need a savior. You see, there are a lot of scientific data that I've found out as a scientist that actually show that this is really a young Earth. I don't believe that the Earth's but about 9,000 years old. I believe it was created in six days as we know them. That's what the Bible s...