The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I got into a conversation with a couple people very close to me recently and while I was able to keep my cool, as usual, I almost went ballistic on them. We were talking about family, and when discussing three specific family members and how we've kind of drifted apart from them through the years, the conversation soon transitioned to rape. Unfortunately, all three of these individuals were raped at one point or another, and also unfortunately, I've noticed differences in their behavior years after the horrific incidents - most likely due to said incidents. For one reason or another, both people whom were accompanying me basically spoke in unison with one another and said, "It just makes you wonder why that is. I mean, all three of them? They all show a lot of cleavage. I wonder if that has anything to do with it. I'm not saying it's right or anything, but they were kind of asking for it." I'm sure upon hearing this my eyes got as wide as saucers, my...