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Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 129: "Every Way, Sheeple" (parody based on the Sly & the Family Stone song, "Everyday People") is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "Every Way, Sheeple" (parody based on the Sly & the Family Stone song, "Everyday People"), is now available! Here are the lyrics: "Every Way, Sheeple" (to the tune of Sly & the Family Stone's "Everyday People") He puts his right foot in and shakes it They do too, following his lead The “Hokey Pokey” isn’t even playing They’re all just on Fox News, zooming They’re, in every way, sheeple, baa, baa   The Kool-Aid is brown and smells like piss They drink it at his command He says it’ll make ‘Merica great again That it tastes just like chicken   Nod at once They all baa in unison   He speaks, writes, and tweets in pure gibberish No semblance of logic, common sense “Shine lights up all your butts” “It’ll kill COVID” Nationwide, flashlights start selling out They’re, in every way, sheeple, baa, baa   “Eat some hamberders” “Add a lil smocking covfefe” He says Melanie appr...