Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 129: "Every Way, Sheeple" (parody based on the Sly & the Family Stone song, "Everyday People") is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "Every Way, Sheeple" (parody based on the Sly & the Family Stone song, "Everyday People"), is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

"Every Way, Sheeple" (to the tune of Sly & the Family Stone's "Everyday People")

He puts his right foot in and shakes it

They do too, following his lead

The “Hokey Pokey” isn’t even playing

They’re all just on Fox News, zooming

They’re, in every way, sheeple, baa, baa

 

The Kool-Aid is brown and smells like piss

They drink it at his command

He says it’ll make ‘Merica great again

That it tastes just like chicken

 

Nod at once

They all baa in unison

 

He speaks, writes, and tweets in pure gibberish

No semblance of logic, common sense

“Shine lights up all your butts”

“It’ll kill COVID”

Nationwide, flashlights start selling out

They’re, in every way, sheeple, baa, baa

 

“Eat some hamberders”

“Add a lil smocking covfefe”

He says Melanie approves

It is unpresidented

That it tastes just like chicken

Upon hearing this, they puke, and say, “It so does!”

 

Nod at once

They all baa in unison

 

He calls the photograph a hoax

No changes were made

Was taken in front of all

Was him who took the picture

 

That it tastes just like chicken

Upon hearing this, they puke

And say, “Oh, it so does!”

Nod at once

They’re, in every way, sheeple

 

The song can be heard here:

https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/every-way-sheeple-parody-based-on-the-sly-the-family-stone-song-everyday-people/