Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 125: “Lied, Squealed, Whimpered He’s Trump” (parody based on the Stevie Wonder song, “Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours”) now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, “Lied, Squealed, Whimpered He’s Trump” (parody based on the Stevie Wonder song, “Signed, Sealed, Delivered I’m Yours”), is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

The New York Times wasn’t nice to him

Their fact-check said he wasn’t worth zillions

Oh, there he goes again

Lied, squealed, whimpered, he’s Trump

 

Doc Stoned claims he weighs one-eighty-five

Accurate scales suggest otherwise

Oh, there he goes again

Lied, squealed, whimpered, he’s Trump

 

There he goes again

A snowflake slices into the rough

There he goes again

A snowflake slices into the rough

If his lips move, it’s never true

When called out, threatens to sue

Cries to his lawyer, cuz Vinny

 

Trump tells him about his early “ute”

About his covfefing at age two

Oh, there he goes again

Lied, squealed, whimpered, he’s Trump

 

He’ll toss his own kids under the bus

Drive it himself, say it was Obama’s fault

Oh, there he goes again

Lied, squealed, whimpered, he’s Trump

 

There he goes again

A snowflake slices into the rough

There he goes again

A snowflake slices into the rough

 

If his lips move, it’s never true

When called out, threatens to sue

Cries, as his cousin Vinny says, “It’s bullshit”

 

There he goes again

There he goes again

Lied, squealed, whimpered, he’s Trump

There he goes again

 

Lied, squealed, whimpered, he’s Trump

There he goes again

Lied, squealed, whimpered he’s Trump

 

The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/lied-squealed-whimpered-he-s-trump-parody-based-on-the-stevie-wonder-song-signed-sealed-delivered-i-m-yours/