Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 129: "Every Way, Sheeple" (parody based on the Sly & the Family Stone song, "Everyday People") is now available!
Podcast: I Feel Snitty
Episode 129: "Every Way, Sheeple" (parody based on the Sly & the Family Stone song, "Everyday People")
Premiere Date: 3/17/21
Length: 2:22 (205 words)
Transcript:
“Every Way, Sheeple” (to the tune of Sly and the Family Stone’s “Everyday People”)
He puts his right foot in and shakes it
They do too, following his lead
The “Hokey Pokey” isn’t even playing
They’re all just on Fox News, zooming
They’re, in every way, sheeple, baa, baa
The Kool-Aid is brown and smells like piss
They drink it at his command
He says it’ll make ‘Merica great again
That it tastes just like chicken
Nod at once
They all baa in unison
He speaks, writes, and tweets in pure gibberish
No semblance of logic, common sense
“Shine lights up all your butts”
“It’ll kill COVID”
Nationwide, flashlights start selling out
They’re, in every way, sheeple, baa, baa
“Eat some hamberders”
“Add a lil smocking covfefe”
He says Melanie approves
It is unpresidented
That it tastes just like chicken
Upon hearing this, they puke, and say, “It so does!”
Nod at once
They all baa in unison
He calls the photograph a hoax
No changes were made
Was taken in front of all
Was him who took the picture
That it tastes just like chicken
Upon hearing this, they puke
And say, “Oh, it so does!”
Nod at once
They’re, in every way, sheeple
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