Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 124: “Shooting For Zero Laws” (parody based on the Jody Watley song, “Looking For a New Love”) now available!
Podcast: I Feel Snitty
Episode 124: “Shooting For Zero Laws” (parody based on the Jody Watley song, “Looking For a New Love”)
Premiere Date: 3/12/21
Length: 3:57 (254 words)
Transcript:
Yippee ki-yay, mofos
If you’re white, you have to be right
You can do no wrong, no
Hundreds of them attacked the Capitol
But they’re all just a bunch of lone wolves
Maybe they were just bored AF that day
Or mad about the Candy Crush level they couldn’t pass
Hey, Jesus wouldn’t judge
Freedom, liberty to all
Freedom, liberty to all – for whites
Try to make republics fall
Not even worth a five-dollar fine
They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang
Zero laws, anarchy
They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang
Zero laws, anarchy
‘Nother black man was shot today
He was holding a Milky Way
His shoulder blades looked ready to shoot
His head shook as he walked away
There should be no charges, for there was no crime
Just a white man seeing a two-pawed lion
Yippee ki-yay, mofos
Freedom, liberty to all
Freedom, liberty to all – for whites
Try to make republics fall
Not even worth a five-dollar fine
They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang
Zero laws, anarchy
They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang
Zero laws, anarchy
They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang
Zero laws, anarchy
They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang
Zero laws, anarchy
Mad about the Candy Crush level they couldn’t pass
Hey, Jesus wouldn’t judge
Just a white man seeing a two-pawed lion
Yippee ki-yay, mofos
They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang
Zero laws
They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang
Zero laws
They’re shooting for zero laws, bang bang
Zero laws
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