Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 128: “His Wife Is ‘Mother’” (parody based on the PJ Harvey song, “Down By The Water”) now available!
Podcast: I Feel Snitty
Episode 128: “His Wife Is ‘Mother’” (parody based on the PJ Harvey song, “Down By The Water”)
Premiere Date: 3/12/21
Length: 3:12 (248 words)
Transcript:
Ice skating date
Was the first time
He was her second
She’d be his life
She was “Karen”
Before twas a slur
Controlling him
Like a mother
“Can’t be alone”
“Can’t be alone”
“With that Rochelle”
“With that Rochelle”
“Can’t be alone”
“Can’t be alone”
“With no Tinkerbell”
“No Tinkerbell”
His wife is “Mother”
His wife is “Mother”
Grounds his ass
Grounds his ass
If he says “Karen”
If he says “Karen”
No, no more apples
No more apples
He is a robot
Hair white as coke
Has no emotion
Yet high on God
When they eat dinner
When they eat dinner
Complete silence
Complete silence
He stares at his plate
He stares at his plate
She loses it
She loses it
“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”
“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”
“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”
“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”
“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”
“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”
“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”
“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”
“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”
“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”
“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”
“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”
“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”
“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”
“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”
“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”
“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”
“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”
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