Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 128: “His Wife Is ‘Mother’” (parody based on the PJ Harvey song, “Down By The Water”) now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, “His Wife Is ‘Mother’” (parody based on the PJ Harvey song, “Down By The Water”), is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

Ice skating date

Was the first time

He was her second

She’d be his life

She was “Karen”

Before twas a slur

Controlling him

Like a mother

 

“Can’t be alone”

“Can’t be alone”

“With that Rochelle”

“With that Rochelle”

“Can’t be alone”

“Can’t be alone”

“With no Tinkerbell”

“No Tinkerbell”

His wife is “Mother”

His wife is “Mother”

Grounds his ass

Grounds his ass

If he says “Karen”

If he says “Karen”

No, no more apples

No more apples

 

He is a robot

Hair white as coke

Has no emotion

Yet high on God

When they eat dinner

When they eat dinner

Complete silence

Complete silence

He stares at his plate

He stares at his plate

She loses it

She loses it

 

“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”

“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”

“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”

“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”

“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”

“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”

“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”

“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”

“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”

“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”

“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”

“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”

“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”

“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”

“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”

“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”

“You’ll look at me when you eat your broccoli!”

“I’m your wife, ‘Mother,’ motherf*cker!”

 

The song can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/his-wife-is-mother-parody-based-on-the-pj-harvey-song-down-by-the-water/