The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

The Top Ten Future Donald Trump/David Pecker-Related Headlines 10) "Pecker's Testimony Against Trump Has Both Length And Girth" 9) "When Pecker Gets Up, Trump Goes Down" 8) "Hung Like A Horse? More Like Hung By A Pecker!" 7) "Peckers' Lives Matter" 6) "Another Pecker Sticking It To Donald Trump" 5) "Peckerophobia Penetrates Deep Inside The White House" 4) "Trump Has A Serious Pecker Problem" 3) "A Pecker That Can't Literally F*ck Him But Can Screw Him All The Same" 2) "For The President, This Pecker Could Cause More Than Itching And Burning" 1) (drumroll) "To Prevent The Spread Of Unwanted News, Trump Really Needs To Cover Up This Pecker"

For as much as I dislike Fox News, I do have to say their moderators handled the first Republican debate better than CNN's moderators handled the second. While the Fox News crew appeared to mix up hard-hitting policy-related questions with drama-baiting questions fairly evenly, the CNN crew appeared much more focused on the latter type of questions. CNN's Jake Tapper, in particular, seemed intent from the start to start at least one brawl based on the questions he asked the eleven candidates. In hindsight, it probably would have bee more appropriate if Tapper started the debate by yelling into the microphone, "Lets get ready to rumbllllllle!" Whether the fight was between Carly Fiorina and Donald Trump, Rand Paul and Chris Christie, or Jeb Bush and Donald Trump, Tapper was on an apparent mission to see some blood, hear a few obscenities, and to always be remembered as the moderator who asked the question which prompted the craziest moment in debate history. Here now i...

There are times I'll skim through comments posted below articles. Once in a while, they'll contain decent, civilized discussions. However, such conversations seem to typically be with regard to the touchy topics of politics and religion. When it comes to sports, it's less likely to come across one of these talks than it is to discover a winning lottery ticket while drunk at a bar called "Gettin' U Sh*tfaced." While I'm a definite sports lover, I am not obsessed with any one team or player. I watch sports because I enjoy the passion, physicality, competition, and most of all, strategy and execution. I often times view sports like I would movies. The ones I enjoy the most have a good flow to them, possess an interesting plot, and leave me out of breath after an exhilarating climax. Even then, though, I often times have to roll my eyes at ESPN and the like, because like most cable news channels anymore, ESPN comes across more as a hybrid of a sports channel...