The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I just received this comment on episode 130 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "Batsh*t Creeper' (parody based on the Ted Nugent song 'Cat Scratch Fever')": - "I can't get it out of my head!" The song can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/batshit-creeper-parody-based-on-the-ted-nugent-song-cat-scratch-fever/

I just received this comment on episode 130 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Batsh*t Creeper' (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, 'Cat Scratch Fever')": - "Gotta get this one on Smule! LOL!" The song can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/batshit-creeper-parody-based-on-the-ted-nugent-song-cat-scratch-fever/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 130: "Batsh*t Creeper" (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, "Cat Scratch Fever") Premiere Date: 4/20/21 Length: 2:57 (179 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/batshit-creeper-parody-based-on-the-ted-nugent-song-cat-scratch-fever/ Transcript: “Batsh*t Creeper” (to the tune of Ted Nugent’s “Cat Scratch Fever”) Denied its very existence But now he’s got it Didn’t crap his pants this time To get out of serving his country like a true hero Sh*t got him; feels like he’s dyin’   He is a batsh*t creeper Batsh*t creeper   He has made plenty of threats Just ask Secret Service They decided to pay a visit He was stumbling, completely lit Probably eating squirrel sh*t   He is a batsh*t creeper Batsh*t creeper   He is a real batsh*t creeper Batsh*t creeper   He likes gals with the middle name Jailbait He hopes it’s not too late To take them out on Friday to roller-skate Oh, but he is...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Batsh*t Creeper' (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, 'Cat Scratch Fever')" is now available! Here are the lyrics:   “Batsh*t Creeper” (to the tune of Ted Nugent’s “Cat Scratch Fever”) Denied its very existence But now he’s got it Didn’t crap his pants this time To get out of serving his country like a true hero Sh*t got him; feels like he’s dyin’   He is a batsh*t creeper Batsh*t creeper   He has made plenty of threats Just ask Secret Service They decided to pay a visit He was stumbling, completely lit Probably eating squirrel sh*t   He is a batsh*t creeper Batsh*t creeper   He is a real batsh*t creeper Batsh*t creeper   He likes gals with the middle name Jailbait He hopes it’s not too late To take them out on Friday to roller-skate Oh, but he is a family man Old ‘nuff to be dad   He does wrap himself in the American flag Whic...

Rock star, gun rights activist, and man voted sexiest person alive only by himself - Ted Nugent - wrote an op-ed on Sunday regarding the George Zimmerman verdict, where he stated the following: "Trayvon Martin's vicious attack on George Zimmerman and Martin's tragic death have no doubt surely dragged Mr. Zimmerman through 18 months of untold emotional hell, pain, distress, anguish, fatigue, nightmares and financial ruin. Again, following the narrative of the pro-Trayvon media types and other race-baiters, if Trayvon Martin was a minor, then Trayvon Martin's parents may be held liable for the emotional pain and suffering Mr. Zimmerman has been put through for the past 18 months, and surely for the rest of his life." Just when I thought the man couldn't get any stupider, he goes and says this. Yes, Mr. Zimmerman has endured quite the emotional rollercoaster over the past 18 months, Mr. Nugent. However, let's get one thing straight here - the defendant in...

Rock star and definition of the word "crazy" - Ted Nugent - recently told Steve Hendrix of the Washington Post that he's thinking about making a presidential run. In their discussion, Nugent told Hendrix this bit of information: "Things are just so wrong in the country now. And I know that my answers would make things wonderful, unless you just refuse to produce, and then I'd recommend that you move to Canada. Or Illinois." Yes, the man who's so far to the right, he makes George W. Bush look liberal, will definitely win a large majority of the conservative evangelical vote when he sings them these lyrics to one of his songs: "I make the pussy purr with The stroke of my hand They know they gettin' it from me They know just where to go When they need their lovin man They know I do it for free" For Nugent and the Republican Party's sake, they better hope the Democrats counter with Prince singing the song "Pussy Control...

I'm always ready for some football, but am rarely ever ready to hear the ignorant sludge which is consistently spewed from Hank Williams Jr.'s mouth. Williams came under fire last year for comparing President Obama to Hitler (and when asked about who the enemy of the country was, he responded with, "Obama and Biden - the three stooges!") and as a result, saw his Monday Night Football song pulled due to his asinine comment(s). He's in the news again for making some lovely comments at the expense of the president. Toward the tail-end of his performance Friday night at the Iowa State Fair Grandstand, Williams said the following - "We've got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the U.S. and we hate him!" Just last month, in an interview with Rolling Stone  magazine, Williams said, "We've got a President that does a call to the Koran or Mecca or whatever." In the same interview, when he was asked  if he fel...