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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 130: "'Batsh*t Creeper' (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, 'Cat Scratch Fever')," is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 130: "Batsh*t Creeper" (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, "Cat Scratch Fever")

Premiere Date: 4/20/21

Length: 2:57 (179 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/batshit-creeper-parody-based-on-the-ted-nugent-song-cat-scratch-fever/

Transcript:

“Batsh*t Creeper” (to the tune of Ted Nugent’s “Cat Scratch Fever”)

Denied its very existence

But now he’s got it

Didn’t crap his pants this time

To get out of serving his country like a true hero

Sh*t got him; feels like he’s dyin’

 

He is a batsh*t creeper

Batsh*t creeper

 

He has made plenty of threats

Just ask Secret Service

They decided to pay a visit

He was stumbling, completely lit

Probably eating squirrel sh*t

 

He is a batsh*t creeper

Batsh*t creeper

 

He is a real batsh*t creeper

Batsh*t creeper

 

He likes gals with the middle name Jailbait

He hopes it’s not too late

To take them out on Friday to roller-skate

Oh, but he is a family man

Old ‘nuff to be dad

 

He does wrap himself in the American flag

Which is against U.S. flag code

Thinks kneeling is for necks

Freedumb is not wearing masks

Infected by Chinese hoax

 

He is a batsh*t creeper

Batsh*t creeper

He is a batsh*t creeper

Batsh*t creeper

 

Batsh*t creeper

Batsh*t creeper

Batsh*t creeper

 

Batsh*t creeper

Batsh*t creeper

Batsh*t creeper

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