Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 130: "'Batsh*t Creeper' (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, 'Cat Scratch Fever')," is now available!
Podcast: I Feel Snitty
Episode 130: "Batsh*t Creeper" (parody based on the Ted Nugent song, "Cat Scratch Fever")
Premiere Date: 4/20/21
Length: 2:57 (179 words)
Transcript:
“Batsh*t Creeper” (to the tune of Ted Nugent’s “Cat Scratch Fever”)
Denied its very existence
But now he’s got it
Didn’t crap his pants this time
To get out of serving his country like a true hero
Sh*t got him; feels like he’s dyin’
He is a batsh*t creeper
Batsh*t creeper
He has made plenty of threats
Just ask Secret Service
They decided to pay a visit
He was stumbling, completely lit
Probably eating squirrel sh*t
He is a batsh*t creeper
Batsh*t creeper
He is a real batsh*t creeper
Batsh*t creeper
He likes gals with the middle name Jailbait
He hopes it’s not too late
To take them out on Friday to roller-skate
Oh, but he is a family man
Old ‘nuff to be dad
He does wrap himself in the American flag
Which is against U.S. flag code
Thinks kneeling is for necks
Freedumb is not wearing masks
Infected by Chinese hoax
He is a batsh*t creeper
Batsh*t creeper
He is a batsh*t creeper
Batsh*t creeper
Batsh*t creeper
Batsh*t creeper
Batsh*t creeper
Batsh*t creeper
Batsh*t creeper
Batsh*t creeper
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