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Hank Williams Jr. Hates Intelligence

Country singer Hank Williams Jr. was known for a long time as the guy who asked the nation, "Are you ready for some football?" preceding Monday night football games. However, in the past year or so, he's become more well known for his anti-Obama rants. The reason ESPN pulled his song off the air for the Monday night games was because of a comparison he made between Obama and Hitler on Fox and Friends . Not long ago in Iowa, Williams went off on the president toward the end of his set. Well, Hank Williams Jr. is at it again. At the Stockyard Music Festival Sunday in Dallas, Texas, Williams said the following: "We've got a Muslim for a President who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays, and we hate him!" Let's run down the list of claims: Muslim? No, Obama is not a Muslim. This has been debunked several times. (0 for 1) Hates cowboys? I'm not sure where Mr. Williams got this, but never has the president said...

Hank Williams Jr. should write a new song, called, "Are You Ready For Some Stupid?"

I'm always ready for some football, but am rarely ever ready to hear the ignorant sludge which is consistently spewed from Hank Williams Jr.'s mouth. Williams came under fire last year for comparing President Obama to Hitler (and when asked about who the enemy of the country was, he responded with, "Obama and Biden - the three stooges!") and as a result, saw his Monday Night Football song pulled due to his asinine comment(s). He's in the news again for making some lovely comments at the expense of the president. Toward the tail-end of his performance Friday night at the Iowa State Fair Grandstand, Williams said the following - "We've got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the U.S. and we hate him!" Just last month, in an interview with Rolling Stone  magazine, Williams said, "We've got a President that does a call to the Koran or Mecca or whatever." In the same interview, when he was asked  if he fel...

Hank Williams Jr. Changes the Course of Mathematics As We Know It

On Monday, October 3rd of 2011, country music star Hank Williams Jr. showed the world that mathematics has been nothing but a lie and he's going to teach the world what math really is. On "Fox & Friends" Monday morning, co-anchor Brian Kilmeade asked Williams the following question: "Who's the enemy?" Williams responded with, "Obama and Biden! Are you kidding? The Three Stooges!" That's right, ladies and gentleman. President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden are actually three people. It makes so much sense when you think about it. After a year and 364 days have passed in a child's life, he will turn 3 that following day. It's math. It's science. It's fact. This changes so many things when you think about it... Dr. Humble: "Well, it looks like you'll be having twins!" The Thorntons: "Really? Three kids? Holy crap!" Marv Albert: "The match-up is now set. We now know the tw...