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A running list of comments on my satirical videos

- " 😅😂😂🤣🤣😅😆😆👏👏👏 🏆🏆🏆 " - " 😆 " - "Hilarious!! 😂😂 " - " 😂😂 You should do this more often! 👍🏽👍🏽 " - "Hillbilly Bullshittery" - "I cannot stand that dude, or his book. What a con. Great video!"  - "😂😂Yeah, I listened to the original before I listened to your parody. Hilarious!! 😂😂" - "I love it!!! Thank you the huge smile and some chuckles. Especially loved the mention of chihuahuas." - "Lmao. Yikes. They are beyond satire. Unfortunately for us, it's actually how they think." - "WOW…I am at a loss for words….and this dude wants to be one of our Senators from OHIO…God Help Us All." - "Wtf is wrong with them?!"  - "Wooooo. That’s unbelievable." - "Needs some duct tape!" - "What an idiot and useless waste of a human being." - "Still laughing at 'Ohiowegians' 😂" - "It's eerie how accu...

My new satire-video for JD Vance's "This Street" ad

As I did with a previous JD Vance commercial ( https:// thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2022/04/are-yo u-racist-do-you-hate-mexicans-my.html ), I decided to write and record a video-satire for a new ad of his. Here's the original ad: https:// youtube.com/watch?v=X6fS_J iQ-yU ...and my satire can be viewed here. - https:// youtube.com/watch?v=alKuuh ZpN1

New comments on my J.D. Vance commercial satire

  I received the following comments on my J.D. Vance political-ad satire, which can be viewed above: - "😂😂Yeah, I listened to the original before I listened to your parody. Hilarious!! 😂😂" - "I love it!!! Thank you the huge smile and some chuckles. Especially loved the mention of chihuahuas." - "Lmao. Yikes. They are beyond satire. Unfortunately for us, it's actually how they think." If curious, here is the original ad. - https://www.newsweek.com/jd-vance-voters-do-you-hate-mexicans-new-senate-ad-ohio-1695254

New comment on my J.D. Vance political ad satire

I just received this comment on my J.D. Vance political ad satire, where he starts it by asking, "Are you a racist? Do you hate Mexicans?" - "I cannot stand that dude, or his book. What a con. Great video!" The original ad can be seen at this link. - https://www.newsweek.com/jd-vance-voters-do-you-hate-mexicans-new-senate-ad-ohio-1695254 My satirical rendition of it can be viewed via the above video.

New comments on my J.D. Vance political ad satire

  I received the following comments on a satire I posted regarding J.D. Vance's most recent political ad, where he asks the questions, "Are you a racist? Do you hate Mexicans?" - "😅😂😂🤣🤣😅😆😆👏👏👏 🏆🏆🏆" - "😆" - "Hilarious!! 😂😂" - "😂😂 You should do this more often! 👍🏽👍🏽" - "Hillbilly Bullshi*tery" The original ad can be seen here - https://www.newsweek.com/jd-vance-voters-do-you-hate-mexicans-new-senate-ad-ohio-1695254 My satire of it can be viewed in the above video.

Trebek: "How to trigger wannabe 'macho men.'" Contestant: "What is the Gillette commercial?"

For 30 years Gillette's tagline has been, "Gillette - the best a man can get!" In the razor giant's latest commercial, however, they've altered said tagline to, "the best men can be." It attempts to tackle the issue of toxic masculinity, as in the first half of the ad it portrays men fighting, bullying, and harassing others, before in the second half showcasing men who intervene on fights, help to prevent bullying, and stand up for women. Throughout the ad's duration, the narrator utters these words: "Is this the best a man can get? Is it? You can't hide from it. It's been going on for far too long. We can't laugh it off. Making the same old excuses. Boys will be boys. But something finally changed. And there will be no going back. Because we, we believe in the best in men. To say the right thing. To act the right way. Some already are. In ways big and small. But some is not enough. Because the boys watching today will be the men o...

Mentioned in Penn Live

Due to a #NikeBoycott tweet of mine, I got mentioned in Penn Live :  https://articles.pennlive.com/nation-world/2018/09/do_americans_know_how_to_prote.amp If you'd like to regularly stay updated with my tweets, just go to this link and click "follow":  https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

Why I'm indifferent on the Colin Kaepernick-Nike relationship

I find the high octane bickering about former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick becoming the new face of Nike interesting, yet perplexing. While I've long supported Kaepernick and those like him using their first amendment rights to peacefully protest, I'd also be the first to point out Kaepernick is anything but the perfect role model for the cause. On the other side of the deal, Nike also doesn't have a perfect reputation when it comes to measures of equality. I give Colin Kaepernick credit for trying to walk the talk after basically getting blackballed by the NFL. He's appeared to devote a great deal of his time doing charity events, volunteer work, and donating to charitable causes. However, his march for awareness and equality has been anything but a smooth ride. This bumpy road peaked, in my opinion, when he admitted to not voting in the 2016 presidential election. Look, I get it - there's more that can be done to implement change than to get ...

Protect the lives of puppy-monkey-babies!

Family Research Council founder James Dobson has decided to take his fight against abortion to the next level, as he has recently lobbied Congressional Republicans to sign a bill protecting the life of each and every puppy-monkey-baby. On his radio show, Family Talk with Dr. James Dobson , the evangelical leader said this: "Have you seen the Mountain Dew puppy-monkey-baby commercial? Some people have found this ad disturbing, even going so far as to say the creators must have been snorting some kind of drugs, like Pepto Bismol. I, however, find it disturbing for another reason - there has been no legislation proposed in Congress to protect puppy-monkey-babies from abortion. I realize there have been no other reported cases of puppy-monkey-babies and it's still highly perplexing how this first one came to be born - perhaps via a crazy threesome between a bulldog, a woman named Barbara Shitzcrazy, and a pygmy marmoset - but in any case, we must protect these fetus animal thing...

Stoner Jeb's new campaign slogan

Former Florida governor and current Republican candidate Jeb Bush recently received a heap of criticism for his response to the mass shooting at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon, as he said, "Stuff happens..." Being one of the few Republican candidates to honestly admit smoking marijuana previously, Jeb decided to take his gaffe, run with it, and become the hippy candidate of the Republican Party. Just watch his new ad as it appears the former Florida governor is smoking a fake joint: "Life... Every day... Whether you're drinking coffee, taking a shower, driving to work, or getting shot at school, stuff happens, man. Stuff is happening to you; stuff is happening to me; stuff is happening to everybody. Stuff even happens to people after they die, because like, they're dead, but not really, because their spirit lives on or something. So, I mean, if you're ever driving to work and a tire goes out, don't try to fix it or get anyone else to fix i...

Flonase: "Six is greater than one!" No sh*t...

Once in a while (probably more often than I'd like to admit), I come across a commercial that appears to suggest that 99% of the viewing audience has a mean IQ of 56. A Flonase allergy relief nasal spray commercial is just the latest such ad. In this ad, the key line is, "Six is greater than one," referring to how the product will block six allergy symptoms as opposed to just one. Sure, it's good from an advertising perspective to point out that the product blocks six allergy symptoms. However, isn't there a better way of doing that than stating the obvious in an almost jokingly condescending way? "Six is greater than one!" No sh*t there, Sherlock... In any case, based on this commercial, expect Flonase to include the following words of wisdom in their upcoming ads: - "44 degrees is warmer than -44 degrees!" - "Right is to the right of left!" - "'War and Peace' is longer than a haiku!" - "Race cars a...

Scott Walker and Rebecca Kleefisch sitting in a tree, B-S-i-n-g

Wisconsin enacted a law in 2009 which gave employees, especially women, more power to challenge pay discrimination to the state courts. With the law in place, gender pay gap in the state improved from 36th to 24th in the country (approximately $0.78 to the $1.00 that men made). In 2012, however, Republican Governor Scott Walker and the Republican-controlled state legislature decided to repeal this law. Now with Governor Walker in a tight race with Democratic challenger Mary Burke, whom has been attacking him on this very repeal, Walker has decided to respond via Lieutenant Governor Rebecca Kleefisch, where she says the following in an ad: "That's why I find it so insulting that Mary Burke would say that we're trying to make it harder for women to earn equal pay. Under Scott Walker, workplace discrimination will always be illegal, for any reason. Mary Burke wants to create more opportunities to sue. We want to create more opportunities for women to succeed." Wh...

"The Colbert Report" - "Say Yes to Rick Scott"

I don't often times share video clips on here, but after seeing a segment on The Colbert Report  last night which had me in tears, I was laughing so hard, I felt the need to do so this time. The video is called, "Say Yes to Rick Scott," and is about the GOP's sad recent attempt at appealing to women voters. Enjoy! http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/akzlpt/say-yes-to-rick-scott

New Big Lots ad

Here's a fairly amusing new ad for Big Lots, entitled, "#StandUpMom - Stocktober": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4VzpQyOJRQ If you like the ad and feel a friend or family member would like it and perhaps be interested in shopping at a Big Lots, please spread the word. My new customized Big Lots slogan: "Big Lots - Hey, at least we're not Wal-Mart."

GOP, the ladies just aren't that into you...

After consistently losing the woman's vote on election day and that demographic leaning progressively left in the most recent election cycles, the Republican Party has tried appealing more to women voters. However, these efforts have failed on a grander scale than Mel Gibson would if he taught a Sympathy-For-Jews class. The main problem is the Republican Party doesn't seem to understand why women don't see them in a positive light and lean more toward Democrats come election day. They appear to think their problem is not being in touch with a woman's hobbies and interests, as opposed to their voting records when it comes to women's issues. According to them, if women heard Republican candidates speaking against women's rights in a kinder manner, by acknowledging a common interest of theirs, they'd vote for them in greater numbers. In the latest example of this, a Republican group has aired an ad which compares women's votes to the reality television sh...

Pastor Kevin Swanson apparently likes talking crazy

With regard to a new Nabisco Honey Maid commercial, which showcases a same-sex couple, anti-LGBT rights Pastor Kevin Swanson of Colorado was at it again, as he made the following statements in a Generations Radio broadcast: - "When you come down to things like axe murder or homosexuality and you say, 'We're really going to promote it and we're going to encourage everybody in America to engage in this or at least support this thing,' there will be people on the other side who will take an adamantly opposed position to your support of axe murdering or homosexuality. They will be intolerant -- they will be very intolerant of that which is evil, like axe murdering." - "Maybe they had another family where a dog is the wife with a human husband. Homosexuals love their friends and cannibals love their victims - they taste good." These quotes are so out of whack, I seriously have to wonder if Mr. Swanson was high or drunk at the time of uttering them. ...