A running list of comments on my satirical videos

- "😅😂😂🤣🤣😅😆😆👏👏👏 🏆🏆🏆"

- "😆"

- "Hilarious!! 😂😂"

- "😂😂 You should do this more often! 👍🏽👍🏽"

- "Hillbilly Bullshittery"

- "I cannot stand that dude, or his book. What a con. Great video!"

- "😂😂Yeah, I listened to the original before I listened to your parody. Hilarious!! 😂😂"

- "I love it!!! Thank you the huge smile and some chuckles. Especially loved the mention of chihuahuas."

- "Lmao. Yikes. They are beyond satire. Unfortunately for us, it's actually how they think."

- "WOW…I am at a loss for words….and this dude wants to be one of our Senators from OHIO…God Help Us All."

- "Wtf is wrong with them?!"

- "Wooooo. That’s unbelievable."

- "Needs some duct tape!"

- "What an idiot and useless waste of a human being."

- "Still laughing at 'Ohiowegians' 😂"

- "It's eerie how accurate this is. Both saying the 'Border is Open' while the 'Border Patrol caught a bunch of bad guys' without seeing how they contradict themselves is normal GOP nonsense."

- "Is he being held hostage somewhere in a basement?"

- "Well its thats time and yr we get Attention 😁."

- "LOL! I don’t know how you come up with this stuff. My brain doesn’t work that way. Very creative, man. 👍🏽"

- "💖💖💖💖"

- "No racist boners here haha"

- "That wig is something hahaha"

- "😂😂😂"

- "Wow! I was not expecting that wig! Hilarious! 👨‍🍳😘"

- "Your trump voice is good!!"

- "Haha no I mean it works! It's hilarious. I loved both clips!!!!"

- "I cannot get over how funny those satires are. Damn. They are REALLY good! 😀"

- "Haha!"

- "I liked the Tim Ryan one (as in it was my favorite of the two)!"

- "I don't know how you're so clever so quickly!"

- "[You look like] a sexy inventor (as Mike DeWine)!"

- "Hilarious! I don’t know how you come up with this stuff! 😂"

- "I had to search Mike Dewine to see if he actually wore Waldo-looking glasses. 😂😂😂"

- "I saw the videos and just commented on them. So f*cking funny! I could never come up with the stuff you do! 😂"

- "Hahaha! Layers of funny!"

- "😂😂😂"

- "Where in the hell did you get that wig? Hysterical! You had the hand gestures and all. Bravo!"

- "'I'm running to lose the popular vote' LOL That was my favorite part!"

- "Thank you for sharing with me ❤️❤️❤️"

- "Loved the video! Needed some laughs."

- "I liked your video!"

- "Craig, you're a hoot!"

- "Nice!"

- "😂😂😂"

- "Nice Christmas tree!"

- "When you turn to the profile, that wig looks just like his nasty ass hair!"

- "'E-AT S-HIT' I don't know how you come up with this stuff! 😂"

- "You mentioned hands. Yours are a lot bigger than his."

- "'Trump stakes' had me rolling!"

- "'African-American unicorn' did too!"

- "I loved your impression 🤍I watched it. Cracked me up. (And I love your tree)"

- "I laughed. Great impressions."

- "I watch your video on YouTube 👍👍👍 Good job 😊😊😊"

- "Nah, you're too good looking and too coherent. ; - )"

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...

Face guarding is legal in college football and the NFL

I just wanted to remind fans and announcers especially, that face guarding is legal in both college football and the NFL. It all comes down to contact. So long as a defender doesn't make contact with an intended receiver, he doesn't have to turn around to play the ball. I can't tell you how many times every week I hear announcers talk about face guarding being a penalty. It's not. I even heard one announcer yesterday state, "If the defender doesn't turn around and play the ball, the ref will call pass interference every time." That's simply not true. Courtesy of referee Bill LeMonnier, he says this with regard to the rule at the college level (answered on 8/12/13): "NCAA rules on pass interference require the face guarding to have contact to be a foul. No contact, no foul by NCAA rules." In the NFL rule book, this is written: "Actions that constitute defensive pass interference include but are not limited to: (a) Contact by a ...

A closer look at the Scramble With Friends power-ups

I am unashamed to admit that I'm a nerd. My idea of a good time is playing a word game like Boggle or Scrabble. Thankfully, I (and many others) can play such games via Facebook and/or my (our) cell phone(s). While it seems that cheating has become more commonplace in these games (Words With Friends in particular) than San Diego has had nice weather, I've yet to give in to that craze. One element present with the game Scramble With Friends (Boggle) not present in Words With Friends (Scrabble) are legal boosts called "power-ups," which cost a number of tokens from the 15 available. I've now tried all five power-ups, including the latest one which costs money. So, in case anyone's curious about playing the game or giving these power-ups a gander, here's a rundown of them all: Freeze - I think this is probably my favorite of all the power-ups. With the freeze, time stands still for a matter of seconds, which allows you more time to find words and improve...

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