Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 93: "'Cray' (parody based on the Dean Martin song, 'Sway')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Cray' (parody based on the Dean Martin song, 'Sway')," is now available! Here are the lyrics:

“Cray” (to the tune of Dean Martin’s “Sway”)

When Tommy hears the words, “You’ve got mail”

It must mean AOL

He reads through the spam and thinks it’s real

Sends them to Aunt Lucille

 

“Global warming is a giant stove”

“On top of the North Pole”

So says a guy named CatTurdSeven

At RealHoaxter Dot Net

 

A Nigerian Prince needs five bucks

Links for penis enlargements galore

He must forward this chain mail to all

If not, he’ll lose his balls

 

He reads, “The branches of government”

“Exec, House, and Senate”

“Hitler believed in Obamacare”

Tommy’s cray here, cray there

 

A Nigerian Prince needs five bucks

Links for penis enlargements galore

He must forward this chain mail to all

If not, he’ll lose his balls

 

He reads, “The branches of government”

“Exec, House, and Senate”

“Hitler believed in Obamacare”

Tommy’s cray here, cray there

With blank stares

 

Tommy’s cray here, cray there

 

You can listen to the song at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/cray-parody-based-on-the-dean-martin-song-sway/