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Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 102: "'Debunk You in a Heartbeat' (parody based on the Def Leppard song, 'Miss You in a Heartbeat')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 102: "Debunk You in a Heartbeat" (parody based on the Def Leppard song, "Miss You in a Heartbeat")

Premiere Date: 12/19/20

Length: 3:54 (246 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/debunk-you-in-a-heartbeat-parody-based-on-the-def-leppard-song-miss-you-in-a-heartbeat/

Transcript: 

“Debunk You in a Heartbeat” (to the tune of Def Leppard’s “Miss You in a Heartbeat”)

I believe that there’s nothing deep inside

Your mind at any one time

We sure found out, you thought facts were such a crime

The more you speak, the more you fail

 

Yet you still speak and speak, you still lie away

Cause the truth don’t matter anyway

 

(ooh ooh ooh)

I’ll debunk you in a heartbeat

(ooh ooh ooh)

I’ll debunk you right away

(ooh ooh ooh)

I’ll debunk you in a heartbeat

‘Cause it ain’t the truth, if you say it is

Oh no

 

When your lips move, I breathe a heavy sigh

Knowing damn well you’re gonna lie

To fib is easy, it ain’t easy to fact-check stuff

But I do it anyway to piss you off

 

Yet you still speak and speak, you still lie away

‘Cause the truth don’t matter anyway

 

(ooh ooh ooh)

I’ll debunk you in a heartbeat

(ooh ooh ooh)

I’ll debunk you right away

(ooh ooh ooh)

I’ll debunk you in a heartbeat

‘Cause it ain’t the truth, if you say it is

 

I know you’re big on promises, ones that can’t be met

Yet you’ll promise anything, yeah

Even flying little red corvettes

 

(ooh ooh ooh)

I’ll debunk you in a heartbeat

(ooh ooh ooh)

I’ll debunk you right away

(ooh ooh ooh)

Yeah, gonna debunk you in a heartbeat

‘Cause it ain’t the truth, if you say it is

 


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