Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 108: "'Coal In the Stocking' (parody based on the Black Keys' song, 'Gold On the Ceiling')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Coal In the Stocking' (parody based on the Black Keys' song, 'Gold On the Ceiling')" is now available!

Here are the lyrics:

“Coal In the Stocking” (to the tune of the Black Keys’ “Gold On the Ceiling”)

He’s a traitor

Tax evader

Assaults women

Sells us out to Putin

He lies to us all

 

You know he should find

You know he should find

Coal in the stocking

Unclean kind

From Satan’s hellish mine

He sees it hanging

Neat, upright

Coughs when he looks inside

 

He’s a fraudster

And a mobster

Perjured himself

Traded our deaths for wealth

He lies to us all

 

You know he should find

You know he should find

Coal in the stocking

Unclean kind

From Satan’s hellish mine

He sees it hanging

Neat, upright

Coughs when he looks inside

 

You know he should find

You know he should find

Coal in the stocking

Unclean kind

From Satan’s hellish mine

He sees it hanging

Neat, upright

Coughs when he looks inside

 

Coal in the stocking

Unclean kind

From Satan’s hellish mine

He sees it hanging

Neat, upright

Coughs when he looks inside

 

The song can be heard in its entirety here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/coal-in-the-stocking-parody-based-on-the-black-keys-song-gold-on-the-ceiling/