Transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 106: "'Run, Duck, and Hide' (parody based on the Green Day song, 'Hitchin' a Ride')" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty

Episode 106: "Run, Duck, and Hide" (parody based on the Green Day song, "Hitchin' a Ride")

Premiere Date: 12/19/20

Length: 2:45 (181 words)

Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/run-duck-and-hide-parody-based-on-the-green-day-song-hitchin-a-ride/

Transcript: 

“Run, Duck, and Hide” (to the tune of Green Day’s “Hitchin’ a Ride”)

Donnie, where are you going?

You seem quite frightened

Are the phantom bone-spurs acting up again?

Does a hippy bum write you some notes?

And say he’s your doctor?

When you step on the scale, he then says

One, eight, one-eighty-eight

 

Hashtags are getting mean

You need to shut them down

Something like #CryBabyTrump and #DiaperDon

The media is asking questions

Questions you do not like

Pouting as you walk off the stage

Saying, “Wah wah, boo hoo!”

 

Hey, bunker b*tch

Been scared for all your life

All you know how to do is run, duck, and hide

 

The media is asking questions

Questions you do not like

Pouting as you walk off the stage

Wah!

 

Hey, bunker b*tch

Been scared for all your life

All you know how to do is run, duck, and hide

 

Run, duck, and hide

Run, duck, and hide

Run, duck, and hide

Run, duck, and hide

Run, duck, and hide

Run, duck, and hide

Run, duck, and hide

Run, duck, and hide