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A Fictional Interview with Donald Trump's Running Mate, J.D. Vance

For both electoral and comedic reasons, I'm thrilled with Donald Trump's selection of J.D. Vance as his running mate. Immediately upon hearing the announcement, I thought, "Ooh, this could be fun," so I decided to concoct a fictional interview, where I ask Vance a few questions, and he responds with actual quotes he's made about Trump. ...and action.

I'm here now with Ohio Senator and recently announced running mate for Donald Trump, J.D. Vance. Mr. Vance, if you had to describe Donald Trump in one word, what would it be?

"My god what an idiot."

Well, that's five words, but very well. You know you're talking about Donald Trump, the man you're running with, correct?

"I'm a 'Never Trump' guy. I never liked him."

So why are you running with him?

“I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical a$$hole like Nixon who wouldn’t be that bad (and might even prove useful) or that he’s America’s Hitler. How’s that for discouraging?”

Quite, but you've recently praised Trump's vision for the country and even gone so far as to declare him to be one of the greatest presidents in our nation's history. Have you...

"Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation's highest office."

Wow... Hey, are you alright? You look paler than usual.

"I can't stomach Trump. I think that he's noxious and is leading the white working class to a very dark place."

Well, I hadn't planned on asking this question, but given all you've said, I feel I must. Who do you plan on voting for in this year's election?

"I think there's a chance, if I feel like Trump has a really good chance of winning, that I may have to hold my nose and vote for Hillary Clinton."

Lock her up, am I right? How's it feel running with a 34x-convicted felon?
"Moral disaster." "Reprehensible."

Fascinating. Before we go, is there anything else you'd like to say to our audience?
"I can't stand Trump because I think he's a fraud, I think he's a total fraud who is exploiting these people. I do too... I told my editor, America's problem (Trump) would be the book's gain... I agree with you on Trump, because I don't think he's the person, I don't think he actually cares about folks."

That was Donald Trump's running mate, J.D. Vance.
https://politico.com/news/2024/07/15/jd-vance-donald-trump-comments-00168450

https://meidasnews.com/news/hillbilly-eulogy-14-worst-things-jd-vance-said-about-trump

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