You're So Vague You talked at a party like you talked in your sleep The dead squirrel on your head standing straight up You dropped a pair of apricots Both eyes in the mirror mumbling about yuge things And all the girls dreamed that they could shut you up They could shut you up, and... You're so vague, you might or might not think this one thing is about someone You're so vague, I'm not sure whether or not you think this one thing is about someone Do you? Don't you? You married a couple women many years ago when they were naive You said they were young beautiful pieces of ass And that you might or might not leave But you found someone prettier and younger so you set them free You had dreams, they were something or another, Something or another, and... You're so vague, you might or might not think this one thing is about someone You're so vague, I'm not sure whether or not you think this one thing is about someone Do you? Don't yo...
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).