The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I read a comment earlier today which said, "Your all so stupid..." Indeed. For when one infers that a group of people is stupid when he himself does so by using the incorrect form of the word "your" (you're), he obviously has the authority to label these people as stupid. Rumor has it that on this individual's "Your-All-So-Stupid Tour," he lays down some of the following lines as well: - "Their stupid!" - "Their more stupider then you!" - "Your stupid two, though!"

I’m a bit of a spelling and grammar geek. I’m not perfect in those two departments and realize many people aren’t as anal-retentive as I am when it comes to that, but I can’t help it sometimes. This is especially the case when people feel the need to constantly misuse the following words: There/their/they’re, your/you’re, then/than and to/too/two. I sometimes wonder if people know what they’re actually saying when they constantly misuse these very words. Often times, their statements don’t make a bit of sense. First, let me give an example of how to properly use these words. YOU’RE TOO stupid for words! YOUR habits of snorting fun dip while watching “The Matrix” has TO stop! THEN you have the nerve TO tell me not one, but TWO times that my habits are worse THAN YOURS! THERE are always times TO get a little crazy. Remember the nuns we saw the other night? THEY’RE always out partying! If anyone can handle THEIR liquor, they can! So, please, stop snorting fun dip! Let’s start drinki...