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#2017Predictions

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #2017Predictions on Twitter last night. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Donald Trump's first State of the Union Address will last 140 characters or less.
#2017Predictions
526 Likes, 167 Retweets

2) A new game show will debut by the name of, "How Much Smarter Are You Than the American President?"
#2017Predictions
261 Likes, 82 Retweets

3) Jesus will come again, blurt out, "WTF, USA?!?" drop the mic, and leave.
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183 Likes, 59 Retweets

4) Canada will want to build a wall and make America pay for it.
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162 Likes, 56 Retweets

5) Donald Trump will respond, "Yes, bigly," when asked by Vladimir Putin, "Will you be my valentine?"
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138 Likes, 55 Retweets

6) When Donald Trump asks for their phone nimbers, a record number of "10s" will tell him, "867-5309."
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82 Likes, 13 Retweets

7) James Inhofe will get into a snowball fight in Antarctica and claim that it disproves global warming.
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35 Likes, 11 Retweets

8) Mike Pence will star in the film, "Village of the Damned: The Kids Are All Grown Up."
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23 Likes, 4 Retweets

8) Donald Trump will say, "It's rigged," after losing to Barron (Trump) in chess.
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24 Likes, 3 Retweets

10) Donald Trump will spend an entire speech explaining why "euphenism" should be word of the year.
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25 Likes, 1 Retweet

11) Billy Bush will star in the new show, "Dancing With the Pervs."
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19 Likes, 3 Retweets

12) The former Dos Equis guy will challenge the new Dos Equis guy to an overhand bowling contest and kick his ass.
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18 Likes, 2 Retweets

13) Dane Cook will finally finish a knock-knock joke he started in 2011.
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14 Likes, 1 Retweet

14) The next viral trend challenge will be so lazy, it'll make the mannequin challenge look like a Forrest Gump marathon.
#2017Predictions
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

Totals: 1,522 Likes, 458 Retweets (Averages of 108.7 Likes, 32.7 Retweets)
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