#TrumpCabinetBand and #HolidayPickUpLines

I had a little bit of fun with the trending hashtags #TrumpCabinetBand and #HolidayPickUpLines on Twitter over the past couple of days. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my posts can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) Simple Minds (no change necessary)
#TrumpCabinetBand
76 Likes, 14 Retweets

2) "Do you hate those Kay commercials as much as I do? Let's prove not every kiss begins with Kay."
#HolidayPickUpLines
67 Likes, 9 Retweets

3) Notorious B.I.G.O.T.S.
#TrumpCabinetBand
57 Likes, 15 Retweets

4) Oldplay
#TrumpCabinetBand
35 Likes, 7 Retweets

5) "Unlike Santa, I don't need three hos to make me happy. I need just one and you're it."
#HolidayPickUpLines
27 Likes, 4 Retweets

6) No Marilyn All Manson
#TrumpCabinetBand
26 Likes, 3 Retweets

7) The Cult (no change needed)
#TrumpCabinetBand
25 Likes, 3 Retweets

8) Insane Asylum
#TrumpCabinetBand
21 Likes, 6 Retweets

9) Limp Dipsh*ts
#TrumpCabinetBand
22 Likes, 3 Retweets

9) The Artists Formerly Known As Humans
#TrumpCabinetBand
21 Likes, 4 Retweets

11) The Lying Heads
#TrumpCabinetBand
23 Likes, 1 Retweet

12) My Morning Jackasses
#TrumpCabinetBand
18 Likes, 4 Retweets

12) AC/DunceC
#TrumpCabinetBand
18 Likes, 4 Retweets

12) Megadouches
#TrumpCabinetBand
20 Likes, 2 Retweets

15) "Have you been a good girl or a bad girl? Tell me, how would you like me to fill your stocking?"
#HolidayPickUpLines
17 Likes, 4 Retweets

16) Filterless
#TrumpCabinetBand
18 Likes, 2 Retweets

16) The Cuckoo Dolls
#TrumpCabinetBand
18 Likes, 2 Retweets

18) Stoned Untested Pilots
#TrumpCabinetBand
15 Likes, 2 Retweets

19) Geezers
#TrumpCabinetBand
11 Likes, 5 Retweets

20) Crud, Debt & Fears
#TrumpCabinetBand
12 Likes, 3 Retweets

20) Prima Donnas
#TrumpCabinetBand
12 Likes, 3 Retweets

22) Worse Than Ezra, Big League
#TrumpCabinetBand
12 Likes, 2 Retweets

22) "If I were a Christmas tree, I'd wanna put you on top of me."
#HolidayPickUpLines
12 Likes, 2 Retweets

22) The Truth Fighters
#TrumpCabinetBand
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

22) No Debt (just kidding...)
#TrumpCabinetBand
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

22) Guns 'N' Posers
#TrumpCabinetBand
13 Likes, 1 Retweet

27) Van Hatin'
#TrumpCabinetBand
12 Likes, 1 Retweet

28) The Antithesis of Nirvana
#TrumpCabinetBand
10 Likes, 2 Retweets

28) The Leech Boys
#TrumpCabinetBand
11 Likes, 1 Retweet

30) The Blood-Hungry Gang
#TrumpCabinetBand
10 Likes, 0 Retweets

30) Armageddon's Children
#TrumpCabinetBand
10 Likes, 0 Retweets

32) Furth, Sin & Bile
#TrumpCabinetBand
6 Likes, 3 Retweets

32) Dittoheads
#TrumpCabinetBand
9 Likes, 0 Retweets

34) INFCKTHIS
#TrumpCabinetBand
8 Likes, 0 Retweets

35) "Yes, I'm happy to see you, but yes, that's a mistletoe in my pants."
#HolidayPickUpLines
7 Likes, 0 Retweets

36) UNever
#TrumpCabinetBand
5 Likes, 0 Retweets

Totals: 710 Likes, 114 Retweets (Averages of 19.7 Likes, 3.2 Retweets)

Boycotting jukeboxes because of TouchTunes

I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...

Mentioned on Crooks and Liars and Hinterland Gazette!

Due to some tweets of mine, I got mentioned on the following two sites (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): https://crooksandliars.com/2019/04/trump-gives-stupid-advice-george https://hinterlandgazette.com/2019/03/istandwithschiff-is-trending-after-donald-trump-led-gop-attack-on-adam-schiff-backfires-spectacularly.html

Face guarding is legal in college football and the NFL

I just wanted to remind fans and announcers especially, that face guarding is legal in both college football and the NFL. It all comes down to contact. So long as a defender doesn't make contact with an intended receiver, he doesn't have to turn around to play the ball. I can't tell you how many times every week I hear announcers talk about face guarding being a penalty. It's not. I even heard one announcer yesterday state, "If the defender doesn't turn around and play the ball, the ref will call pass interference every time." That's simply not true. Courtesy of referee Bill LeMonnier, he says this with regard to the rule at the college level (answered on 8/12/13): "NCAA rules on pass interference require the face guarding to have contact to be a foul. No contact, no foul by NCAA rules." In the NFL rule book, this is written: "Actions that constitute defensive pass interference include but are not limited to: (a) Contact by a ...

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