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#TrumpFirsts

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpFirsts over the weekend. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):

1) He's the first presidential nominee to claim an election's rigged, that there was voter fraud, yet sue to stop a recount.
#TrumpFirsts
3,990 Likes, 2,309 Retweets

2) He's the first "Christian," "family values" president to have 5 kids from 3 different wives.
#TrumpFirsts
1,791 Likes, 762 Retweets

3) He's the 1st pres. w/supporters who call others snowflakes while boycotting Starbucks, Kellogg's, & Hamilton over hurt feelings
#TrumpFirsts
993 Likes, 479 Retweets

4) He's the first president to firmly believe all important decisions should be made in 140 characters or less.
#TrumpFirsts
556 Likes, 207 Retweets

5) He's the first president to mumble, "I put the 'Con' in 'Constitution.' Without me, it'd just be 'Stitution'.'
#TrumpFirsts
375 Likes, 137 Retweets

6) He's the first presidential nominee to be provided daily timeouts due to toddler-like tantrums on the campaign trail.
#TrumpFirsts
340 Likes, 116 Retweets

7) He's the first pres. to rail against jobs going overseas while attending his daughter's take-your-father-to-work day in China.
#TrumpFirsts
232 Likes, 93 Retweets

8) He's the first U.S president elected by the people of Russia.
#TrumpFirsts
222 Likes, 97 Retweets

9) He's the first president to think "Cinco de Mayo" is Spanish for "taco bowls at Trump Tower."
#TrumpFirsts
143 Likes, 33 Retweets

10) He's the first president to have thought, "It's the first $1 million loan from daddy that's the hardest."
#TrumpFirsts
130 Likes, 38 Retweets

11) He's the first Oompa Loompa-American to be elected president.
#TrumpFirsts
65 Likes, 24 Retweets

12) He's the first president to think satire is synonymous w/clothing: "I don't like anyone's satire unless it has scotch tape"
#TrumpFirsts
59 Likes, 22 Retweets

13) He's the first president to have undergone a medical procedure to place a dead animal on his head.
#TrumpFirsts
56 Likes, 18 Retweets

14) He's the first president to have "bigly" wanted to do stand-up: "So, Two Corinthians walk into a bar..."
#TrumpFirsts
54 Likes, 14 Retweets

15) He's the first president to have authored the book, "How To Be a Creepy Father, Like Bigly Big League Creepy."
#TrumpFirsts
33 Likes, 11 Retweets

16) He's the first president to believe "fact" is a foreign word, as he pronounces it, "fass-tee."
#TrumpFirsts
26 Likes, 10 Retweets

17) He's the first president to ever talk about the country Jiiina.
#TrumpFirsts
13 Likes, 4 Retweets

Totals: 9,078 Likes, 4,374 Retweets (Averages of 534.0 Likes, 257.3 Retweets)
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