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The Rear vs. The Chest

A male friend was telling me a while back that he's more of a butt than a breast kind of guy. He said there's just something about nice muscular butts.

I don't get this. I can understand if a woman was more into looking at guys' butts than their chests, but the other way around?

I mean, we all have butts, don't we? Some are so bony that I don't really classify them as butts, but they are still classified as that person's rear-end.

Remember the film "Dumb and Dumber" with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels?

When they finally arrive in Aspen, Colorado (or California to some), they bump into a couple and Daniels remarks, "Whoa, check the butt out on that!"

Carrey responds, "Yeah, he must work out."

Is the butt really a distinctive feature for either sex? When a guy and a gal walk into a bar, what is most likely to be the difference that is most noticeable? The chest. My friend mentioned that it didn't matter to him if a gal had no chest at all, as long as she had a nice butt and this disturbed me, because wouldn't that be a male figure right there?

Although, the way that the trend is going for females, perhaps the male figure will soon be the in-thing and my friend’s perfect woman will be what's "perfect" in many men's eyes. I could never go that route though. If I see a woman and her figure looks just like mine, then in all likelihood, I won't be attracted to her. If I wanted to date someone that looked like me, that would be very disturbing, to say the least.

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