One downside to the Internet and sites like MySpace is the overabundance of junk mail. There are offers to enlarge certain bodily parts. There are offers for pills and medications ranging from prozac to pepto bismol. Singles ads, here I come: Christian singles, African-American singles, 30-and-older singles, singles from Neptune. Get your degree online in anything from microbiology to meteorology to squirrel hunting. Grow a mullet! Invest your money! Surveys galore! Do you like Bush (the former president)? Check yes or no to win a prize! Show me the money! You have the chance to win up to 1,000,000 if...and then fill in the blank(s). Cubs have won the World Series! Wait, now I'm dreaming!
I love music and enjoy hitting the bar(s) over the weekend, so naturally, when the mood strikes me, I've never been coy about playing some songs on the jukebox. This past Thursday, a friend of mine turned 50, so several friends of her's, including myself, all met up to celebrate the occasion. At around 9:30, a friend of mine and I both chipped in $5 to play some songs on the jukebox. Four hours and 231 skips later, we gave up on hearing the songs we had selected, and went home knowing we had just wasted $5. This wasn't the first time such a thing had happened to me (and many others), and due to that, I'll be boycotting jukeboxes. Why? The scam known as TouchTunes. You see, here's how the plot typically breaks down. A person (or group of people) downloads the TouchTunes app on his/her phone, consumes one too many adult beverages, and due to this, has less care for spending extra money to hear the songs of their choosing right NOW. That's the thing with TouchTun...
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